Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Food as fashion statement

I just noticed a handful of dried cranberries resting on my boob-shelf. I had some craisins about an hour ago and only now discovered those that did not make their way into the gaping hole in my face.

I think I've had 3 visitors come chat in my office since snack time and no one mentioned a thing. Did they not notice? Did they think that I had adopted dried fruit as my latest accessory?

How I long for the day that I will return to a C-cup without my belly serving as foundational support.

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